because not-doing my lab report is much more entertaining

this is funny, i promise. so is this.

some excerpts:
"I bet you can do this with the Fourier transform method. If not it's embarrassing. Not for you: for the method."

"The rotational derivative is a measure of the shwirliness at a point."

"[Student: "Where is the final?"] [Pause]...What do you mean...in my office?"