Paris News:
She and hubby Paris (the odds of that happening, god) have called off their five month long engagement.
Hilton says, "Paris says I can keep the engagement ring. He says I earned it." Hmm...the look and feel of legal prostitution.
Nicole News:
Well, there's really nothing going on with her to be honest. she is still engaged to whatshisface. She is still not eating.
Before and After:
Is it wrong to hate her less when she is skinny? She used to be so fat and ugly. Now not so much the former. I wonder if I tolerate her more because there's less of her to see. Well if that's the case then all I have to say is Go Nicole. Keep up the good work!
Nicole and Paris news:
Simple life 4 is cancelled!
OH NOz!! The "you're hot, bitch!" duo has ceased to exist! I mean it could have been great with Paris and Nicole not talking to each other and all. Also, who else is dying to know why they are now estranged friends? This definitely keeps me up worrying day in and day out.
On other News....
Why is Katie Holmes so freaking fat? And why does she have an outie? Gross!
And yes, thank the lord, Jessica and Nick are still together. Damn, I love them and wish them all the luck in the world! I feel like I'm a part of their marriage through the show. God Bless!!!
Ring still on; Boobs still large.