If you don't know what I'm talking about, here's an example:
(the other sexy pose was thrown in for shits and giggles)
Now, how does someone this cool not get rising teen stars such as Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, and Ashlee Simpson? Kinda reminds me of this other cool cat...who also get rising teen stars such as Lindsay Lohan, Mandy Moore, and Ashlee Simpson.
A coincidence? I think not.
Also, another shocking transformation. Remember that angsty, anti-britney spears, pro-sk8r bois, punk rock princess Avril Lavigne?
Look at her now.
Where's the hardcore eyeliner? Where are the fashionable ties? And those dog chain bracelets? What about all that anger, the angst? Does she no longer mean it when she sings "he was a sk8r boi, she said see ya l8r boi"? She has lost all her credibility in my eye. That's right. You heard me Avril. You are A FUCKING SELLOUT. I am SOOO deleting "My Happy Ending" from my itune playlist. That's right, bitch. That's what you get for looking like Nicole Kidman's long lost twin.