hakuna matatata

John Mayer sings and white people dance. P5 gets girls, but is he still a virgin? Life is weird. I peed in pools when I was little, didn't you? Hurds of naked people really disgust me. do you know what you want to do? keep busy. i like your answer. i bruise easily, but only physically. i am an emotionally withholding person. i like arrested development because i like to snicker. george michael bluthe exudes awkwardness. i spend too much time reading celebrity gossip. way too much. i need to cut back. i am in a rut, i think. singular i. why do some celebrities go by their full name, including the middle? people complain too much. i think he made a good decision. a year ago i would have thought him to be an idiot though. so when do you know that it isn't right? that something is wrong. it feels so good to feel needed. is that enough? no. although i don't really want to be happy. i talk in circles. i am too critical. i hate my eyes. i fucking hate my eyes, thighs, stomache...i have committed academic suicide. i hate my coughing fits. i like the beginning of relationships. no i don't. people need me more than i need them. i know this and it only makes me care even less. or at least i think that's the case. you're the exception. of course you are not the exception. she is not pretty. neither is she. or her. or that one. or me. you bore me. i hate company. i hate loneliness. blah blah blah. in conclusion, life is weird. and silly. and that other adjective too. -g1