just to clarify, i have no life. i don't even kno what one is. life? what's that? what is life?
~G2~
flashback to...
xXx fooz xXx: (A Chemical Analysis)
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Weight: Accepted as 118 but is known to vary from 100 - 160 lbs.
Occurence: Surplus quantities in all urban areas.
xXx fooz xXx: Physical Properties:
1) Surface usually covered in a painted film.
2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
3) Melts if given proper treatment.
4) Bitter if used incorrectly.
5) Found in various states, ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
xXx fooz xXx: lol its like whore
xXx fooz xXx: Chemical Properties:
1) Possesses great affinity for gold, silver, platinum and other precious metals.
2) Able to absorb great quantities of expensive substances.
3) May explode spontaneously if left with a MALE.
4) Insoluble in liquids but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.
5) Yields to pressure applied to correct points
xXx fooz xXx: Uses:
1) Highly ornamental especially in sports cars.
2) Most poweful money-reducing agent known to man.
3) Can be a great aid in relaxation.
Tests:
1) Pure specimen turns a rosy tint if discovered in natural state.
2) Turns green if placed beside a better specimen.
Caution:
1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2) Illegal to possess more than one except in certain areas
xXx fooz xXx: ok anyway.....
KeLGrL1004: wait i'm not done reading...
xXx fooz xXx: http://www.askmen.com/love/player/
xXx fooz xXx: hehe
KeLGrL1004: turns green?
xXx fooz xXx: yup apparently
KeLGrL1004: it seems men have given this much thought
xXx fooz xXx: u have no idea
xXx fooz xXx: us guys give this stuff far more thought than u ladies mite think
KeLGrL1004: "Don't plan ahead
Don't make a list of topics to talk about. You will sound rehearsed and you risk confusing yourself. Remember, you're a man, you can only do one thing at a time."
KeLGrL1004: hehe
xXx fooz xXx: hey
xXx fooz xXx: damn
xXx fooz xXx: that goes against everything i have said today
KeLGrL1004: ?
xXx fooz xXx: I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic
KeLGrL1004: this is interesting stuff. it's like a secret society of males...
xXx fooz xXx: yea
xXx fooz xXx: damn i shouldnt have shown u
xXx fooz xXx: damn!
xXx fooz xXx: i ruined it all
xXx fooz xXx: ull tell a friend who'll tell a friend who'll tell a friend..... etc...... and the site will be down forever in a couple of days
KeLGrL1004: oh...i wuz about to do that. u seem 2 kno us too well
xXx fooz xXx: yes.... i seem to
xXx fooz xXx: someday u'll c things my way. cause u never know no u never know where ur gonna go
KeLGrL1004: would you choose the water over wine?
xXx fooz xXx: no
KeLGrL1004: yes, i think i would prefer a strawberry daiquiri