me: lol, my cousin always asks me if i "gotta man"
me: im surprised he hasn't caught on...
someone: *blink* *pause*
me: lol.. yeah..
someone: i dont understand..?
me: yeah, that made me sound like a lesbian, didn't it..? LMAO..
me: i mean, he keeps asking me if i have a boyfriend, i keep saying no..
me: i dont understand why he thinks that'll change like.. tomorrow.. lol
someone: lmao you're right it did make you sound like a lesbian...
me: lol.. WHOOPS
yeah. i'm bored.